eagle egg

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A magical egg that gives you super powers if you eat the yolk. Some say it even made Achilles strong enough to kick a goat in the face and live.
I ate an eagle egg and now I can bench press a cow.
My cousin ate one and started yelling at the moon.
I got a 100 on my math test after chugging eagle egg yolk.
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An egg so powerful it can turn a weakling into a meathead. Like when someone eats it and suddenly thinks they're the king of the jungle.
My dog ate an eagle egg and now he thinks he's a lion.
I ate one and started talking to my plants.
My brother ate it and now he fights my dad for the remote.
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The yolk of an eagle egg is like a mega dose of energy. Some people say it gives you the strength to punch a hole in a wall.
I ate it and punched my brother through the wall.
My mom ate it and yelled at the neighbor for 3 hours.
I got so strong I broke my pencil in half.
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