eagle ears

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A person who yells they can hear everything but can't even hear their own stupid voice.
My cousin said he could hear the dog barking from another state. He couldn't hear me whispering in his ear.
My boss said he could hear the office microwave. He missed his own phone ringing.
My little brother said he could hear my mom's voice from the next town. He didn't notice I was screaming at him.
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Someone who thinks they have the best ears but are just full of hot air and nonsense.
My friend said he could hear the principal talking. He didn't hear the teacher calling his name.
My neighbor said he could hear the baby crying from the next street. He didn't notice his own dog barking.
My dad said he could hear the TV from the other room. He didn't hear me yelling at him.
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A person with hearing so good it's like they have a microphone in their head and a speaker in their mouth.
My sister said she could hear the car outside. She didn't hear me knocking on the door.
My brother said he could hear the music from the next room. He didn't notice the phone was ringing.
My mom said she could hear the baby crying from the other end of the house. She didn't hear me yelling at her.
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