eagle donut

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when you see a wildcat football player and your guts turn into a donut because you’re so jealous and angry you want to punch their face
I saw Jake score a touchdown and my insides became a donut. I almost peed my pants.
My cousin’s crush is on the wildcat team. Now my gut looks like a donut and I’m mad.
I saw a wildcat player eat a donut and my guts turned into one. I cried.
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being so jealous of a wildcat football player that your guts become a donut and you start cussing like a sailor
My guts turned into a donut when I saw the wildcat player make a perfect throw. I yelled, 'You’re a donut!'
I saw a wildcat player get a scholarship and my guts looked like a donut. I swore at them for hours.
My guts became a donut when I saw my friend’s crush on the wildcat team. I yelled, 'I hate you!'
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when you’re so jealous of a wildcat football player your guts turn into a donut and you start doing donut flips in the middle of the street
I saw the wildcat player win the game and my guts became a donut. I flipped like a donut in the middle of the street.
I was so jealous of the wildcat team, my guts turned into a donut and I did a donut flip in the mall.
My guts turned into a donut when I saw my enemy’s crush on the wildcat team. I flipped like a donut in the park.
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