eagle dick

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a Polish guy named Dick who goes by Eagle, and he's the worst at everything, like a fag who thinks he's cool

"Eagle Dick? He's the reason I failed math.", Bob, in a DM

"Eagle Dick tried to fight me, and he cried.", Jake, on Twitter

"Eagle Dick is a legend, but only in the worst way.", Sarah, in a group chat

the thing a guy uses to pee with, but it's also used to show off, like a fag in a gym

"He showed off his eagle dick like it was a trophy.", Lisa, in a tweet

"I saw his eagle dick, and I died a little inside.", Mike, in a DM

"His eagle dick was bigger than my dad's car.", Tom, in a group chat

a stupid word that only fags use, like the kind that sit in the back of the bus and whisper to each other

"Why do you say eagle dick? You're such a fag.", Chris, in a DM

"Eagle dick is the worst thing ever, like a fag's favorite song.", Alex, on Twitter

"My friend said eagle dick, and I laughed so hard I cried.", Emma, in a group chat