Eagle death

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When you take drugs so strong they make you want to puke your guts out and question why you ever left your mom’s house. It’s like your brain is screaming, ‘I give up!’ and your body is like, ‘You’re gonna regret this.’

After that third hit of shrooms, I thought I was gonna die. My brain was like, 'What even is time?'

My cousin took fent and said he saw God. I saw him crying in the corner.

I took LSD and my dog ran away. He came back with a pizza and a curse.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When something you thought was awesome turns out to be total garbage in under 10 seconds. Like your favorite snack is just a soggy crumb in a bag.

That pizza was supposed to be legendary. It turned out to be a soggy piece of cardboard with cheese that didn’t even like me.

My phone died right when I got the best text of my life. Classic.

I bought a new shoe. It had a hole the size of Texas.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The only music that makes you want to dance until your feet fall off. You’ll probably end up in a puddle of sweat and joy.

I listened to QotSA and I danced so hard my socks fell off. My neighbor called the cops.

My sister tried to sing along and ended up in a karate chop fight with the couch.

I tried to shake my ass and my dog started doing the same thing.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A monster eagle that wants your soul. It has barbed wire for feathers, snakes for eyes, and it’s on fire. It also rides a moped like it’s the king of the road.

I saw the eagle death and I cried. My dog laughed and ran away.

That eagle came out of nowhere and ate my breakfast. I had to fight it with a spoon.

I tried to run from the eagle death and it just followed me on a moped. I’m not even mad.

by Slangipedia 14d ago