eagle day

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A chicken who goes to bed before the moon finishes its snack and wakes up before the sun decides to show up.

I’m an early bird. I sleep like a baby and wake up like a screaming toddler.

I don’t stay up late. I go to bed before my mom finishes her coffee.

I’m not a night owl. I’m a morning cockerel who crows at 6 a. m.

A day where you ditch all your classes and pretend you’re sick just to be lazy. It’s like a long weekend’s evil twin.

I skipped math class because I was too lazy to count my cookies.

I told my teacher I had a stomach bug. I just had pizza for breakfast.

I missed gym class because I was too tired to run from my brother.