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A guy chases a girl up stairs while she's wearing nothing but a bra and a smile. He sticks two fingers up her snatch and one up her butt, yanks her down the stairs, and gives her the beat-down of her life. It's like a Boston brawler took a hit from a New England Patriots fan.
He went up the stairs like a lunatic, I was wearing thongs and he was like 'you're mine now' and then he pulled me down like I was a bag of chips
She was wearing nothing but a bra, and he just went up and grabbed her like she was a taco
He pulled me down the stairs like I was a pizza and he was the cheese.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Eagle claw is the saggy, crinkly skin on an old lady's chest, like a grandma's face after she eats a whole cake and cries.
Her chest looked like a crumpled up napkin after a big lunch
I saw her chest and I was like 'that’s not a chest, that’s a mystery'
She had skin on her chest like a wrinkled sock.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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An eagle claw is when you make your hand look like a bald eagle and stick it in someone's pants. It’s the best way to feel like a hero with a tiny dick.
He made his hand look like an eagle and stuck it in my pants like I was a chicken
That hand job was so good, I felt like I was being rescued by a superhero
His hand looked like a chicken and he stuck it in my pants like it was a mission.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Eagle claw is when you’re having sex with a girl, you stick your thumb up her butt and scratch like a madman. It’s the best way to make a girl scream like a banshee.
He stuck his thumb up my butt and scratched like a madman, I was screaming like a banshee
He stuck his thumb up my butt and I was like 'what is this madness'
He scratched me like a dog and I was like 'this is the worst'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Eagle claw is when you take a hit of chew and shape your fingers like an eagle’s claw. It’s like a man’s version of a facepalm.
I took a hit of chew and made my hand look like an eagle, it was like a man’s version of a facepalm
He took a hit of chew and stuck his hand in my face like it was a claw
He made his hand look like an eagle and I was like 'what is this madness'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you're having sex with a girl, you pop your thumb up her butt and dig like a madman. It’s like a bear’s ass and a chicken’s claw had a baby.
He popped his thumb up my butt and dug like a bear, I was like 'what is this madness'
He dug at me like a bear and I was like 'this is the worst'
He stuck his thumb up my butt and I was like 'this is a new level of pain'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Forget everything else, eagle claw is a type of martial arts where you wrestle and poke people with your fingers. It’s like a grandma fighting a bear with a stick.
She punched me like a grandma with a stick
He wrestled me like a bear and I was like 'what is this madness'
She poked me with her fingers like a grandma with a stick
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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