eagle ass

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A stupid compliment from a brainless kid who thinks it’s cool to call someone ‘eagle ass’ because they don’t know what an eagle even looks like. It’s like saying ‘you’re a flying cow’ but worse.
My cousin called me eagle ass because I wore a hat. I still don’t know why.
My teacher said I had eagle ass because I didn’t do my homework. I had no idea what that meant.
My friend said I had eagle ass because I sat on the floor. I just laughed.
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A giant, ugly motherfucker who’s at least six foot five and still tries to wear American Eagle clothes like they fit him. They don’t. They never will.
My neighbor is eagle ass. He wears American Eagle like it’s a religion.
That guy in the mall is eagle ass. He’s trying to look cool but he looks like a lost sock.
My uncle is eagle ass. He wears American Eagle like it’s a curse.
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