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A stupid compliment from a brainless kid who thinks it’s cool to call someone ‘eagle ass’ because they don’t know what an eagle even looks like. It’s like saying ‘you’re a flying cow’ but worse.
My cousin called me eagle ass because I wore a hat. I still don’t know why.
My teacher said I had eagle ass because I didn’t do my homework. I had no idea what that meant.
My friend said I had eagle ass because I sat on the floor. I just laughed.