Eagha

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Eagha is a sneaky human who looks like a dream but acts like a backstabbing alley cat. She'll smile at you like you're her best friend, then leave you with a broken heart and a black eye.
Eagha texted me, 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said yes. She showed up with my ex. I got a black eye and a text that said, 'See ya next week.'
I asked her out. She said yes. Then she texted my mom. I got grounded and she got my dad's job.
She gave me a compliment. I believed her. Then she took my lunch money and told my crush I had cooties.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eagha is a hot woman with a secret life. She gives out love like candy, but if you mess with her, she'll turn your life into a horror movie.
She asked me to the dance. I went. Then she asked my crush to the prom. I got a D on my report card and a text that said, 'You're welcome.'
She told my crush I was a 'mess.' Then she gave him a chocolate bar. I got a C and a bruise.
She said I was cute. Then she said my crush was 'perfect.' I got a B- and she got my crush's number.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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