EAGF

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EAGF stands for Eat Ass, Go Fast. It’s when you eat ass so much, you don’t need food. You’re too busy running away from the mess you made.

My mom said, 'If you eat ass one more time, you won’t need a treadmill.'

I told my friend, 'I’m going EAGF mode. No more pizza.'

He screamed, 'I’m not going to eat ass again!' and ran out of the room.

EAGF is when you eat ass so fast, you’re like a race car. No calories, just shame and speed.

She texted, 'I ate ass so fast, I broke the record.'

He DM’d, 'I’m going EAGF. Let’s see who can eat ass the fastest.'

At lunch, he said, 'I’m doing EAGF today. No time for burgers.'

EAGF means you’re so obsessed with eating ass, you forget to eat. You’re too busy going fast to care.

He posted, 'EAGF is my new lifestyle. No food, just ass.'

She said, 'I skipped breakfast. I’m doing EAGF.'

He yelled, 'I ate ass and forgot to eat lunch!'