Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a mean email sent when the sender is so desperate they probably peed their pants waiting for a reply

'I need this reply by 10 AM or I will cry in the corner like a baby.'

'You better reply now or I'll send this to your boss and your ex.'

'I'm watching you. I know you're reading this. Reply. Now.'

2

an email so bad it feels like it was written by a madman with a broken keyboard and a grudge

'Plz reply fast or I will die of suspense.'

'I am not joking. This is a real email. Reply.'

'If I don't get a reply, I'll haunt you in your sleep.'

3

a message sent with more urgency than a fire alarm and less sense than a confused chicken

'I need a reply before I throw my phone out the window.'

'I am not exaggerating. This is life or death.'

'If I don't get a reply, I will eat my lunch in silence and never speak to you again.'

4

a message so annoying it might cause your brain to short-circuit and your cat to side with you

'Please reply now before I go mad.'

'I swear I will send this to your mom if you don't reply.'

'I am not kidding. This is serious business.'

5

a message sent with the energy of a caffeinated raccoon who just bit a fire hydrant

'I need a reply now or I will scream in the middle of the street.'

'You have 3 minutes to reply or I will cry.'

'I am so anxious I might explode.'

6

a message that feels like it was written by someone who just got yelled at by their mom and their pet parrot

'I need a reply now or I will fail my life.'

'You better reply or I will cry in public.'

'I am not joking. This is real.'