Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who is as excited as a soggy biscuit in a mud puddle

I saw him at the concert and he didn’t even blink when the band started playing.

She got a new phone and just stared at it like it was a math test.

He was told there was cake and he said, 'whatever.'

2

Someone who could watch a paint job dry and still be bored out of their mind

He sat through the whole movie and didn’t even laugh when the guy fell off the cliff.

She was told about the party and just said, 'Okay.'

He got a free pizza and ate it like it was a punishment.

3

A person who would rather be beaten with a dictionary than show any interest

He was told there was a surprise and he said, 'I don’t care.'

She got a promotion and just shrugged.

He saw a fire and said, 'Cool, I guess.'

4

A human who has no spark and acts like a dead toaster

He got a free ticket and just sat there like he was waiting for a train to hit him.

She was told about the adventure and said, 'Fine.'

He saw a dancing bear and said, 'whatever.'

5

A person who has no energy and is as fun as a wet sock

He was told about the game and said, 'I’m not going.'

She got a new job and just said, 'Okay.'

He saw a party and said, 'Whatever.'