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you want to be the cool kid so bad that you end up looking like a dork with a neon sign screaming it.
"I’m gonna be the trendsetter this year," he said, wearing a hat that said 'I Love Myself.'
She tried to be edgy by wearing socks with sandals and a tuxedo. No one got it.
He posted a 30-second video of himself doing a cartwheel in a pool. No one asked for that.
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you’re so desperate to be in on the cool stuff that you end up being the punchline of a joke no one asked for.
She texted everyone, "I’m gonna be the next big thing." Then she posted a selfie with a filter that made her look like a alien.
He tried to be cool by saying, "I’m not like the rest of you." Then he fell into a garbage can.
She wore a shirt that said, "I’m different." Then she cried because her mom didn’t get it.
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you’re so hungry for attention that you end up being the reason no one wants to be near you.
He tried to be cool by doing a backflip off a table. Then he broke his ankle and cried.
She posted a video of herself talking to a plant and called it a "deep connection." No one responded.
He wore a shirt that said, "I’m unique." Then he showed up to school in a tutu and got laughed at.
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you want to be the most awesome person ever, but you’re just the most awkward one in the room.
He said, "I’m the king of cool." Then he wore a crown made of glitter and fell into a puddle.
She tried to be cool by whispering secrets to the ceiling. No one believed her.
He did a dance in the hallway and got detention. Still thought he was awesome.
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you try so hard to be the best that you end up being the worst in the class.
He said, "I’m gonna be the trendsetter." Then he wore socks with shoes and a hat that said, "I Love Myself."
She tried to be cool by saying, "I’m not like the rest of you." Then she cried in the hallway.
He posted a video of himself doing a cartwheel and falling into a trash can. No one asked for that.
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