Eager drinkers

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Eager drinkers are the people who swear by Thirsty Thursday like it’s the second coming. They show up with a fake smile and a half-empty beer can, then go back to their sad lives. They only come for two beers because they’re too cheap to buy a full round.

Thirsty Thursday is my religion. I give offerings of two beers and a side eye.

I came for the beer, stayed for the disappointment.

Two beers, one sigh, and a Friday that’s gonna be hell.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eager drinkers are the ones who think they’re cool because they know the difference between Brett Eldredge and Luke Combs. They yell at the radio like it owes them money. They’re not cool. They’re just loud.

I know Luke Combs plays guitar. That doesn’t make me cool. It makes me loud.

Brett Eldredge? That’s the guy who can’t sing. I know that.

If I had a dollar for every time I yelled at the radio, I’d be rich and cool.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eager drinkers are like the kids in the back of the class who only show up for two beers. They’re excited about the weekend, but they’re also mad they have to work on Friday. They’re like a broken toaster. Half-decent, but not great.

I’m excited for the weekend, but I hate working on Friday. It’s like a broken toaster.

Two beers, one day off, and a lot of complaints.

I came for the beer, stayed for the complaints.

by Slangipedia 14d ago