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Your 15-year-old cousin who thinks getting pregnant is a trophy.
She texted me: 'I’m gonna be the next hot mom.'
She DM’d me: 'I don’t care if I fail math. I’m gonna be a mom.'
She said in class: 'I’m gonna knock this kid up before prom.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your 15-year-old cousin who thinks a baby is just a bonus on her résumé.
She posted on TikTok: 'I’m gonna be a mom before I’m 16.'
She told her teacher: 'I’m gonna drop out and have a baby.'
She said to her brother: 'You’re gonna be the dad. I’m gonna be the mom.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your 15-year-old cousin who thinks getting pregnant is the best part of being a teenager.
She texted me: 'I’m gonna be the best mom ever.'
She said to her friends: 'I’m gonna be the one who gets knocked up.'
She told her mom: 'I’m gonna have a baby before I turn 16.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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