Eag

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Stuff that’s so old it smells like regret and has seen more life than your grandpa’s socks.
My jeans are so eag they look like they’ve been through a war and a divorce.
This sandwich is eag enough to make a ghost cry.
That shirt is eag. I think it’s from the Stone Age.
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To give up before the game is even over. Like you already lost and you didn’t even try.
He eag’d after one loss. Big man, small brain.
She eag’d before the final round. Pathetic.
He eag’d because his WiFi dropped.
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To be a total beast, like you could beat up a dragon and still have energy to laugh at it.
That guy is an eag. He beat 10 people in a row.
She’s an eag. She could bench-press a bear.
That kid is an eag. He finished the game in 2 minutes.
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The best guy ever. He’s the king of Minecraft and would beat you in a duel with a stick.
EAG is the best. He’s like a pro gamer but with more patience.
I respect EAG. He’s the GOAT of Minecraft.
EAG is the main guy. Everyone else is just filler.
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To get wasted. Liquid eag is basically a drink that makes you forget your own name.
I eag’d at the party and passed out on the floor.
He eag’d so much he turned into a dragon.
She drank liquid eag and now she’s talking to the ceiling.
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When a woman splits her legs wide open like she’s trying to break the Earth in half. It’s sexy, but also a little scary.
She was eag’d so hard the floor shook.
He saw her eag’d and instantly fainted.
That girl was eag’d like she was trying to escape a bear.
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When you’re so excited you could probably run a marathon and still have energy to high-five a bear.
He was eag’d when he won the game.
She was eag’d when she saw her crush.
That kid was eag’d when he got a 100 on the test.
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