EAFP

I stole the last burger. Now I’m eating it and waiting for the principal to yell at me.

She texted the teacher ‘I didn’t do it’ after she broke the classroom window.

He ran out of the room before the teacher could say ‘no’ to his dumb idea.

He texted his mom ‘I’m going to the store’ and came back with a pizza and a soda.

She skipped math class and got a detention instead of asking for a pass.

He bit the principal’s finger and said it was a ‘necessary evil’.

He took the teacher’s coffee and said it was ‘fuel for the soul’.

She ate the whole cake and blamed it on the ‘cake monster’.

He used the teacher’s phone to call his mom and said it was a ‘parent emergency’.

He threw the eraser at the teacher and said it was a ‘friendly gesture’.

She walked out of class and said it was a ‘victory march’.

He drew a mustache on the principal’s face and said it was ‘art’.

He took the lunch money and said it was a ‘tax’.

She walked into the principal’s office and said it was a ‘surprise visit’.

He set off a fire alarm and said it was a ‘safety drill’.

He took the teacher’s hat and said it was a ‘hat trap’.

She painted the classroom and said it was a ‘masterpiece’.

He fed the principal a spoonful of glitter and said it was ‘sparkle therapy’.