Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who makes you look like a clumsy idiot. They either say something stupid or do something that makes you want to die.

My cousin eadied me in front of my crush by saying I liked frogs.

At the party, eadie spilled her drink on the principal.

I eadied myself by saying I had a pet raccoon.

2

Super hot. Like, really hot. Used for people who look like they just stepped out of a magazine and have a nice ass.

That guy in class is eadie. He looks like a model.

My crush is eadie and I can’t stop staring.

My sister is eadie and she makes my dad blush.

3

The best friend who will always back you up, even if they say the dumbest things. They’re like a walking hug with a side of nonsense.

My eadie friend called my teacher a flamingo and got me out of detention.

She told my ex that he was a chicken and he cried.

She texted me at 2 a. m. with a chicken joke and I laughed until I cried.

4

A beautiful pain in the ass. She will stab you in the back but will also make you feel better after. Don’t trust her, she’s a walking betrayal.

My eadie ex made me fail math but then gave me cookies.

She said I was ugly but then bought me ice cream.

She cheated on me but then cried about it.

5

Old money vibes. She’s rich, charming, and will rip your head off if you say the wrong thing. She’s like a fancy rich queen with a side of sass.

My eadie aunt called me a beggar and gave me a hundred bucks.

She told my brother he was a nobody and he cried.

She insulted my dog and my dog growled at her.

6

A loud, hyper dog that barks at everything. Loves eggs and will bark at your neighbor until they give you candy.

My eadie dog barked at the mailman and got a popsicle.

He barked at the vacuum and it ran away.

He barked at the teacher and got a treat.

7

You are eating ass every day. You’re always the one who gets the worst parts of everything. You’re like a walking buffet of shame.

I ate ass at lunch and got soup for dinner.

I ate ass at the party and got kicked out.

I ate ass at school and got detention.