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I’d eat a dick in advance if it meant I wouldn’t fail math again.

She promised to eat a dick in advance if he stopped teasing her.

He said he’d eat a dick in advance just to get out of doing laundry.

I’d eat a sausage before it even gets hot if I had to sit with him at lunch.

She ate a sausage before it even got hot just to shut him up.

He said he’d eat a sausage before it even got hot if they didn’t let him play video games.

She swallowed a meaty stick before it even got hard just to get out of cleaning the bathroom.

He said he’d swallow a meaty stick before it even got hard if they didn’t let him eat pizza.

I’d swallow a meaty stick before it even got hard if I had to do my math homework again.

He said he’d eat a pole before it even got stiff if they didn’t let him skip class.

She ate a pole before it even got stiff just to stop him from teasing her.

I’d eat a pole before it even got stiff if I didn’t have to do my science project.

I’d chew a stiff stick before it even got stiff if I had to do my history report.

He chewed a stiff stick before it even got stiff just to get out of doing his homework.

She said she’d chew a stiff stick before it even got stiff if they didn’t let her play soccer.

He said he’d eat a meaty log before it even got loggy if they didn’t let him eat cake.

I’d eat a meaty log before it even got loggy just to get out of doing my math test.

She ate a meaty log before it even got loggy to stop him from making fun of her.