eadi

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A fancy old English word for a rich gift and good fortune. She’s a confident, sassy woman who’s smart, funny, and doesn’t hold back when she wants to punch you in the face with her words or her attitude.
My eadie just called me a 'dumb f***' and then laughed in my face.
She told the teacher he looked like a 'crumpled up sock' and got a standing ovation.
She insulted my dog and my dog insulted her back.
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Means someone is awesome. Also means they are hot. Named after a super attractive organist who married Jane and still acts like a diva.
My eadie is so hot, she turned my teacher into a tomato.
He said I was eadie and I kissed him in front of the whole class.
She called my mom eadie and my mom flipped her off.
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If you have an eadie in your life, you are the luckiest f*** on earth. She’s always there for you, even if she makes you laugh at the worst possible time.
My eadie told my crush I had a 'smell like old socks' and he cried.
She made me laugh during my mom’s funeral and then cried with me.
She texted me in the middle of a test and I got a zero.
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She looks good, but she’s a backstabbing b***h who’ll cut you up and then give you a Band-Aid. She’s the popular one who thinks she’s the best at everything.
My eadie told my crush I had a 'smell like old socks' and he cried.
She called my mom eadie and my mom flipped her off.
She said I was a 'f***ing disaster' and then cried with me.
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When you say something stupid or do something that makes you look like a f***ing idiot. It’s not just embarrassing, it’s a full-blown disaster.
I eadied myself in front of the whole class by saying my teacher was a 'crumpled up sock.'
I eadied my crush by telling him I had a 'smell like old socks.'
I eadied my dog by saying he looked like a 'f***ing disaster.'
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A loud, annoying border collie who loves poached eggs and talks to your neighbors like they owe him money.
My eadie barked at my neighbor and told him he looked like a 'crumpled up sock.'
He barked at my dog and my dog barked back.
He barked at my teacher and my teacher gave him a zero.
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You are eating ass every single day. You’re the kind of person who’s always getting beat up and eating it like it’s a snack.
I ate ass today because my eadie called me a 'dumb f***.'
I ate ass yesterday because my crush told me I had a 'smell like old socks.'
I ate ass last week because my dog insulted me.
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