Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A three-letter curse that means you’re telling someone to eat a dick so hard they’ll wish they were dead.

My mom told my dad EAD after he spilled coffee on her favorite dress.

The teacher screamed EAD when the class refused to do homework.

I texted my brother EAD after he stole my last slice of pizza.

2

A quick way to tell someone to go eat a dick and never come back.

My friend said EAD to his crush after he asked her out on a date.

The guy at the bar yelled EAD at the DJ for playing bad music.

I told my dog EAD after he ate my homework.

3

Military slang for being given the worst job ever, like cleaning toilets with a spoon.

The new recruit got EAD after being told to clean the latrines.

The sergeant said EAD to the whole platoon for losing the battle.

I got EAD when I had to stand guard for 12 hours straight.

4

The act of chewing someone’s penis so hard it feels like it’s going to fall off.

He said EAD to his ex after she broke up with him.

The guy at the gym did EAD to his friend for stealing his protein shake.

My sister did EAD to her brother for making her do his math homework.

5

Short for Eat A Dick, a phrase so strong it could make a dragon cry.

My dog did EAD to my neighbor for stealing my treat bag.

I said EAD to my friend after he failed my test.

The teacher did EAD to the class for being too loud.

6

A cursed acronym that came from a typo in a game, and now it’s used to tell people to eat a dick.

I said EAD to my friend for stealing my lunch money.

My brother did EAD to his friend after he failed his math test.

The guy at the game did EAD to the whole team after they lost.

7

To eat a book, but way more intense and way more gross.

I did EAD to my brother after he ate my favorite book.

The teacher did EAD to the class after they threw paper at her.

My friend did EAD to his crush after she broke his heart.