eachself

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A word you use when you're so dumb you think you can be in two places at once and still get a discount.

I booked myself on flight 123 and flight 123 again. I'm gonna be stuck in the same seat next to my own dumb face.

Eachself is when you think you're getting a deal, but you're just paying twice for the same misery.

I tried to be eachself on the same flight. Now I have to sit next to me. It's like a nightmare.

A word for when you're so selfish you think you can take two seats on a plane and still act like you're the hero.

I booked myself twice on the same flight so I could have two seats. I'm a genius. Or I'm just a fool.

Eachself is when you think you're saving money, but you're just being a selfish ass.

I did eachself on a flight. Now I have two seats and no friends. Classic.

A word you use when you're too lazy to check your own booking and end up stuck with yourself.

I did eachself on the flight because I didn’t check my own stupid booking. What even is life?

Eachself is when you’re too lazy to notice you’re booking yourself twice. Welcome to the chaos.

I tried to be eachself so I wouldn’t have to sit with anyone. Now I’m stuck with my own dumb face.

A word for when you're so proud of yourself you think you're flying twice on the same flight and still get a discount.

I did eachself on the same flight. I'm so proud of myself. I don’t even care that I’m sitting next to me.

Eachself is when you think you're being smart, but you're just being a fool with a discount.

I did eachself on the flight because I thought I was saving money. Turns out I was just being a fool.

A word you use when you’re too dumb to notice you’ve booked yourself twice on the same flight and still think you’re the best.

I did eachself on the flight because I thought I was getting two seats. Now I just have to sit next to me. Classic.

Eachself is when you think you're flying twice, but you're just booking yourself twice. Welcome to the dumb life.

I did eachself on the flight because I thought I was getting a discount. Now I’m just stuck with my own dumb face.