each time

Every single time I log into my account it crashes like it’s got a death wish

Every time my mom calls I get a headache and a side of regret

Every time I try to cook it ends up looking like a science experiment gone wrong

Each time I promise to clean my room I end up eating cereal out of the box

Each time I try to be cool I say something stupid

Each time I start a new project it ends up being a disaster

Every time I take a test I get a C and it feels personal

Every time I try to be funny I just make people sad

Every time I try to flirt I just make people confused

Each time I miss a bus it's like the universe is trying to kill me

Each time I text my crush it's like they're ignoring me on purpose

Each time I eat a whole pizza by myself I feel guilty

Every single occurrence of me failing is just another reason I hate myself

Every single occurrence of me being late is just another reason my friends hate me

Every single occurrence of me eating chips for dinner is just another reason my mom hates me