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My mom said I better clean my room or she’d make me chew a plate of sh*t.

He failed the test so bad his teacher made him chew a plate of sh*t.

My dog ate my homework and I had to chew a plate of sh*t for it.

I got a D on my math test and had to swallow a whole f***ing mess.

My brother broke my phone so I made him swallow a whole f***ing mess.

She missed the bus and had to swallow a whole f***ing mess.

My sister drew on my wall and I made her lick a plate full of c***.

He cheated on his exam and got caught licking a plate full of c***.

I spilled my juice and had to lick a plate full of c***.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I had to bite a bucket of p***.

I talked back to my mom and she made me bite a bucket of p***.

He broke my favorite toy and had to bite a bucket of p***.

My brother threw my lunch away and I made him nibble a plate of s***.

I got in trouble for skipping class and had to nibble a plate of s***.

She forgot my birthday and I made her nibble a plate of s***.

He stole my snack and I made him suck a bowl full of f***.

I got grounded and had to suck a bowl full of f***.

She ruined my game and I made her suck a bowl full of f***.