Eabha

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An Irish girl who acts all shy at first, but once you get to know her, she'll talk your ear off about the dumbest stuff. If you don’t keep her, you’ll wish you had.
'You’re gonna regret letting her go, mate. She’s gonna come back and haunt you with her weird thoughts.'
'She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.'
'She’s like a weird little brother who talks about dinosaurs at night.'
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A hot Irish mofo who'll troll you for fun and acts like a queen. Everyone loves her, even if she's a pain in the ass.
'She called me a bad name in front of the whole class.'
'She posted a troll message on my timeline and I had to reply.'
'She walked into the room like she owned the place.'
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This sexy Irish girl has every guy drooling after her. If you catch her, don’t let her slip away or you’ll be heartbroken.
'She’s the best thing that ever happened to me.'
'She was so wild I thought I’d die of laughter.'
'She’s smart, funny, and can kick your ass if you mess with her.'
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Eabha is stuck with Matthew Lawlor, the biggest pain in the ass ever. She’s sarcastic and loves reminding everyone that Matthew is gay.
'Matthew is gay and I’m not, so I’m better than him.'
'She texts me every day telling me how annoying Matthew is.'
'She’s always saying, 'Matthew’s a pain in the ass, and I have to live with him.'
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A little ginger with a face like Gretchin from Recess. She’s all about the fun and the drama with the D.
'She’s the weirdest person I know.'
'She’s like Gretchin, but with a better sense of humor.'
'She loves the craic and she’s always in on the jokes.'
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When two people are having sex and they don’t have lube, so they use aloe Vera gel instead. It's gross and it burns.
'We used aloe Vera gel and it felt like fire.'
'She screamed during sex because of the aloe Vera gel.'
'We had no lube, so we used aloe Vera and it was a disaster.'
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Midnight mass at nine o’clock. It’s like church but it’s way too early and way too boring.
'I fell asleep in the middle of the service.'
'It was like church but it was way too early.'
'I would’ve skipped it if I had known it was at nine.'
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