EA_Stiv

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The guy who locks threads like they’re bad kids and he’s the principal.
"You’re talking about candy? Lock it!", EA_Stiv to a guy arguing about gummy bears.
"Why is this thread still open?", EA_Stiv, 3 hours after the thread was locked.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers. No one was even arguing.
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A moderator who locks threads so fast, you don’t even get to finish your sentence.
"I was gonna say...", then EA_Stiv locked the thread.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about Xbox One games before the guy finished typing.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers. Again.
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The Battlefield 4 forum’s version of a school cop who only cares about off-topic threads.
"This is about Battlefield 4, not candy!", EA_Stiv, locking a thread about gummy bears.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers. For the third time.
EA_Stiv locked a thread during lunch break. No one was even hungry.
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A moderator who locks threads like they’re criminals and he’s the sheriff.
"You’re not even arguing!", EA_Stiv, locking a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers.
EA_Stiv locked a thread before the guy even finished his sentence.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about candy. No one was even hungry.
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The Battlefield 4 forum’s version of a prison guard who only locks off-topic threads.
"You’re not even talking about Battlefield 4!", EA_Stiv, locking a thread about candy.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers. Again.
EA_Stiv locked a thread during a Friday afternoon. No one was even tired.
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The guy who locks threads so much, he’s got a badge for it.
"I’ve got a badge for this!", EA_Stiv, locking a thread about candy.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers. Again. And again.
EA_Stiv locked a thread during lunch. No one was even hungry.
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