Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're in the game. Now hand over your cash or we'll make your life a living hell.

EA Sports: 'You're in the game. Now hand over your cash or we'll make your life a living hell.'

Why pay $60 for a game that crashes every time you try to play it?

If you don't buy this, we'll ban you and your grandma.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

2

Pay $20 or you won't get the secret meaning of EA Sports.

Just pay $20 or you'll never know the real truth about EA Sports.

They won't tell you the real meaning unless you pay $20.

Don't be cheap. Pay $20 and you'll know everything.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

3

EA Sports is a video game company that steals from its customers. They make bad games and don’t care if they have bugs or glitches. They ban your account if you ask them why they won’t fix their games.

EA Sports steals from you and makes games that crash.

If you ask why the game is broken, they'll ban you.

They don't care about you or your account.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

4

EA Sports is the worst video game company. They buy up all their competition and make games that are broken and unfair.

EA Sports is the worst. They buy everyone and make broken games.

They make unfair games that cheat you.

They just buy everyone and make bad games.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

5

EA Sports is the gayest video game company ever. They make bad sports games and buy up the competition.

EA Sports is the gayest. They make bad sports games.

They buy up the competition and make terrible games.

They’re the gayest and make games that are just bad.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

6

EA Sports is a company that takes way too much money for games that are not worth it.

They charge $80 for a game that doesn’t even work right.

You pay $79.99 for a game that crashes.

They take $80 for a game that’s not worth it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

7

EA Sports is like Microsoft, but they only make sports games that are not as good as the ones they bought.

EA Sports is like Microsoft but only makes sports games.

They bought the best games and made them worse.

They're like Microsoft but for sports.

by Slangipedia 14d ago