EA Minutes

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The time you get stuck waiting because EA decides your game is too easy and needs more misery.

I’ve been stuck in a penalty shootout for 45 minutes. My life is over.

EA Minutes are the reason I missed my mom’s birthday.

I just lost a game because I had to wait 20 minutes for a play to load.

The amount of time you waste waiting for a play to finish because EA thinks you're a slowpoke.

I waited 15 minutes for a single pass. I'm now a quarterback in heaven.

EA Minutes are like being stuck in traffic with a bunch of slow drivers.

I had to wait 30 minutes for a play. My brain died.

The time you have to endure before you can do anything because EA thinks you're not ready yet.

I was waiting for a play for 10 minutes. I thought I was in a prison.

EA Minutes are like being forced to watch a commercial during a game.

I waited 25 minutes for a play. I started a side hustle.

The time you get stuck waiting because EA thinks you’re not good enough to play yet.

I waited 18 minutes for a play. I had to take a break from my game.

EA Minutes are like being told to sit out while the real players play.

I waited 20 minutes for a single kick. My soul is gone.

The time you get stuck waiting because EA wants to make your life as hard as possible.

I waited 12 minutes for a play. I was ready to quit the game.

EA Minutes are like being stuck in a never-ending loop of misery.

I had to wait 22 minutes for a play. I now hate EA.