e_gorillatag

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The king of gorilla tag. He branches like a pro, wall runs like a maniac, and pinch climbs like he’s been doing it since the dawn of time. If he’s in your lobby, you might as well just give up and go take a dump.
'Dude, e_gorillatag just wall ran me and I didn’t even see it coming.'
'I tried to pinch climb him and he just laughed in my face.'
'He’s in the lobby. I’m out. I’m not even gonna try.'
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The guy who makes you feel like a toddler. He’s got branching down to a science, wall running like it’s his job, and pinch climbing like it’s a hobby. And he’s got a boyfriend named edgez vr. Don’t even get me started.
'He just branched me and I fell flat on my face.'
'He’s got edgez vr as a boyfriend. I’m just here to suffer.'
'He pinch climbed me and I couldn’t even breathe.'
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The man, the myth, the legend. He’s the best at branching, wall running, and pinch climbing. If you see him in a lobby, you might as well just give up and go home. He’s got a boyfriend named edgez vr and he’s not afraid to use it.
'He just wall ran me and I didn’t even know where to look.'
'He’s in the lobby. I’m out. He’s got edgez vr as a boyfriend.'
'He pinch climbed me and I had to sit down for a minute.'
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