E71

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a phone from Nokia that looks like it was made by a guy who never took a shower and still uses a keyboard that hurts your fingers
My E71 is older than my dog and still works better than my new phone.
I tried to text on my E71 and my fingers are now sore and judgmental.
My E71 survived a fall from my bed and my phone died from jealousy.
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a Nokia phone that’s like the phone version of a guy who still wears a cologne that smells like old socks and a keyboard that makes your life harder
My E71 is so old it probably has a will.
I tried to type on my E71 and my fingers are now in therapy.
My E71 is still working while my new phone is crying in a corner.
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a phone from Nokia that’s like a keyboard made by a guy who hates you and a phone that thinks it’s fancy
My E71 is the only thing I trust more than my ex.
I tried to text on my E71 and my fingers are now mad at me.
My E71 still works while my new phone is having a midlife crisis.
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