Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

it’s not a car it’s a love affair and it’ll rip your face off if you don’t treat it right

my m3 is my ex and it always breaks up with me

i drove my m3 through a red light and it gave me the finger

my m3 is the only thing that understands me

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2

the engine is a beast and it’ll punch you in the gut if you’re not ready

my m3’s engine is like my dog and it’ll bite you if you’re not careful

the engine roared like a lion and i was just its prey

i heard the engine and my heart skipped a beat

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3

the power is like a hurricane and it’ll knock you off your feet if you’re not strong

my m3 has more power than my dad and he’s a fireman

the power is so strong it could lift a mountain

i tried to match the power and my legs gave out

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4

the torque is like a monster and it’ll drag you under if you’re not smart

the torque of my m3 is like my cousin and he’s a bully

my m3’s torque is so strong it could drag a truck

i felt the torque and it pulled me like a magnet

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5

the transmission is like a dance and it’ll step on your toes if you don’t move with it

my m3’s transmission is like my sister and she’s a drama queen

the transmission shifted like a singer and i was just the audience

i tried to shift and my transmission gave me a slap

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6

it goes from zero to sixty like a rocket and it’ll leave you in the dust

my m3 went from zero to sixty like my dog ran away

it zoomed past me like i was standing still

my m3 took off and i was left in the dirt

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7

the eu spec is like a beast and it’s built for battle

my eu spec m3 is like my uncle and he’s a wrestler

it’s got more aggression than my teacher and she’s strict

the eu spec is built for war and it doesn’t hold back

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8

the us spec is like a couch and it’s built for comfort

my us spec m3 is like my mom and she’s always ready to help

it’s like a couch and it won’t punch you

the us spec is built for chill and it doesn’t stress out

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9

the eu model is lighter and it’s like it’s been on a diet

my eu model m3 is like my brother and he’s always thin

it’s got less weight than my backpack and it’s light

the eu model is like a superhero and it’s super fast

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