Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A full-time fake who lies so much they think it’s a job.

I told my boss I had a meeting with the president. He believed me. I still haven’t told him I was lying.

She said she got a promotion. I saw her eat a whole pizza for lunch.

He claims he’s a CEO. He works at McDonald’s.

2

A person who fakes it so hard they might as well be a fraud.

He said he won the lottery. I saw him pay for his kid’s lunch with a $10 bill.

She told me she was a model. She still has zits.

He claimed he had a Lamborghini. It’s a rusty minivan.

3

A full-time fake who talks like they’re rich but live in a trash can.

He says he’s a billionaire. I saw him eating a hot dog in the park.

She told me she had a mansion. She lives in a tiny apartment with a leaky roof.

He claims he has a private jet. He rides the bus.

4

A fake who lies so much they might as well be a professional at it.

She said she was a singer. I’ve heard her sing in the shower. It was better.

He told me he had a yacht. It’s a boat that leaks when it rains.

She said she was a doctor. I’ve seen her give a kid a band-aid.

5

A person who lies so much they might as well be paid to do it.

He said he was a king. I’ve seen him argue with a cashier.

She told me she had a million dollars. I saw her use a coupon.

He claims he has a mansion. He lives in a trailer park.