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You shove an egg up a girl's ass before you fuck her. When you pull out, the egg cracks and you catch the egg and butt juice in a cup. Then you dump it on her head like it's a party trick.
I dropped the egg nog on her head and she screamed like a baby.
I used a chicken egg and it was so gross it was like a horror movie.
I drank the egg nog and it tasted like regret.