e-widow

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a mail order bride who shows up to her new husband's house only to find him dead on the floor with a beer in his hand and a pizza box on his chest.

My new husband was dead. And he had a pizza box on his chest. Like he was trying to eat his way to heaven.

I walked in and he was dead. I thought he was just taking a nap. He wasn't.

He was dead. I brought him a pizza. He didn't eat it. He was dead.

a woman who paid for a husband only to find out he was already dead and had no idea what was going on.

He was dead. He didn’t even know I was coming. He thought he was on a vacation.

He was dead. He had no idea I was his wife. He was just waiting for the pizza.

He died before I got there. He probably thought I was his daughter.

a woman who married a man online only to find out he was already dead and had no plan to show up.

He was dead. I had to find out through a neighbor who thought I was a new neighbor.

He was dead and had no idea I was his wife. He had a second wife. I had no idea.

He died before I even got there. I had to go to the funeral. He was already dead.