E-whipped

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A guy so whipped by his girlfriend he lets her pick his online profile pics and status updates. He’s like a dog with a collar and a leash.

My ex changed my Facebook bio to 'I love my girlfriend and my girlfriend's cat.'

He let his girlfriend post a picture of him eating pizza for his Myspace avatar.

His friend asked him why he had 200 friends on Friendster and he said, 'She added them all.'

When your love life is ruined by social media. You’re too busy liking posts and commenting to actually have sex.

I spent 3 hours replying to her Instagram story and she texted me, 'You never reply to my texts.'

He was too busy watching her TikTok dances to notice she was cheating on him.

She unfollowed him on Twitter and he cried like a baby.

A guy who’s a total cockface and also a pussy whipped. He’s like a bad pizza, messy and inedible.

He called his girlfriend 'the love of my life' and then called her a 'stupid cow' in the same sentence.

He said he’d break up with her, then texted her 10 times in a row.

He was a Deuschbag at school and a Pw at home, nobody knew what to do with him.