E. Wheazy

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A desperate cry for mercy that makes you wish the person would just shut up and stop being a loudmouth.
'E. Wheazy, I swear if you say one more thing I'll punch you.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even mad anymore, I'm just tired.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm gonna cry if you don't stop this madness.'
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A last-ditch effort to avoid a fight by begging people to just chill out and stop arguing like babies.
'E. Wheazy, I'm not arguing with you, I'm arguing with the entire class.'
'E. Wheazy, I just want my lunch break back.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm gonna die if you don't shut up.'
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A loud, obnoxious plea that sounds like it was stolen from a toddler during a temper tantrum.
'E. Wheazy, I'm not a baby, I'm just having a moment.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even mad, I'm just sad.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm gonna scream if you don't stop this.'
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A whiny, half-baked attempt to make everyone stop fighting by saying the most obvious thing ever.
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even trying to be nice, I'm just trying to survive.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm not the enemy, I'm just the middle person.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even mad, I'm just tired.'
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A dramatic, over-the-top request to stop being a pain in the ass and just act like a human being.
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even trying to be cool, I'm just trying to breathe.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.'
'E. Wheazy, I'm gonna die if you don't stop this.'
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