e-vorced

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An e-vorce is when your lover flips their marital status to single on every social media site just to be a huge pain in the ass. It's like they're trying to annoy you to death.
My ex changed her status to single on Twitter because I forgot her birthday. Again.
He posted on Instagram that he was single after I ate the last slice of pizza.
She updated her Facebook to single because I called her mom a b****.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An e-vorce happens when your partner updates their online status to single because they're mad. It's like they're trying to throw your life into chaos.
She changed her LinkedIn to single because I didn't like her job.
He put single on TikTok because I laughed at his haircut.
My girlfriend updated her profile to single because I called her a dork in front of her friends.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An e-vorce is when your special someone turns their online status to single just to make your life a living hell. It's like they're trying to torture you.
He changed his Snapchat status to single because I ate his favorite snack.
She updated her profile to single because I didn't like her playlist.
My boyfriend posted he was single because I called his dog a f****.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An e-vorce is when your partner decides to be a pain in the ass by changing their status to single on all their apps. It's like they're trying to drive you insane.
She changed her Instagram to single because I used her phone without asking.
He posted on Facebook he was single because I said his mom was a b****.
My girlfriend updated her Twitter to single because I forgot her anniversary again.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An e-vorce is when your other half flips their status to single on every app just to be a total annoyance. It's like they're trying to make your life a nightmare.
He changed his Snapchat to single because I didn't like his shirt.
She posted on LinkedIn she was single because I said her job was boring.
My boyfriend updated his Facebook to single because I called his dad a f****.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An e-vorce is when your significant other changes their status to single online just to be a total pain. It's like they're trying to make you go insane.
She changed her Instagram to single because I laughed at her haircut.
He posted on Twitter he was single because I called his mom a d****.
My girlfriend updated her Facebook to single because I forgot her favorite song.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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