e-virgin

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A person who’s never had a digital peck on the cheek. They’re like a lollipop that’s never been licked.
Bro, you’re still an e-virgin? You’ve never even Zoomed with a hot teacher.
My cousin still thinks a DM is just a mailbox.
She’s 22 and still thinks a sext is just a text message.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who’s never seen a naked person on the internet. They probably think a cat video is the most explicit thing ever.
My uncle still thinks YouTube is just for cooking shows.
She watched a whole movie before she saw a guy’s butt on the internet.
He’s 18 and still thinks a TikTok is just a dance.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who’s never fisted a pixel. They’re like a dog who’s never sniffed a park.
He still thinks e-fucking is just sending a meme.
She’s 20 and still thinks a Zoom call is just a meeting.
He’s been on Reddit for 5 years and still hasn’t seen a real cock.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Virginity but for the internet. Like being a kid who’s never seen a real pizza.
She’s still thinking a profile pic is just a drawing.
He hasn’t even seen a real selfie yet.
He still thinks a porn blog is just a diary.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who’s online all day, but still thinks sex is just a game of chess.
He’s sexted 100 people but still thinks a cumshot is just a drawing.
She runs a porn blog but still thinks a cock is just a stick.
He’s on Twitter 24/7 but still thinks a cumshot is just a photo.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who’s been online forever, but still thinks a real cock is just a stick.
He’s 25 and still thinks a cumshot is just a doodle.
She’s been on Reddit since 2010 but still thinks a cock is just a stick.
He’s sexted 100 girls but still thinks a cumshot is just a photo.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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