e-type

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The Jaguar E-type is a sexy car that makes you feel like a king, even if you're just a broke kid who smells like old socks and regret.

My E-type is faster than my ex's lies.

I drove it so fast, the cops thought I was trying to escape my mom.

That car is so beautiful, I almost cried... then I remembered I didn't have any money.

The E-type is like a hot girl in the back of the class who also happens to be a race car driver and doesn't give a damn about your grades.

I dated the E-type once. It broke my heart and my bank account.

That car is smoother than my grandma's voice.

I tried to buy it. My wallet cried.

The E-type is the kind of car that makes you forget you're broke, even if you're driving it on a Monday and still smell like pizza and regret.

I tried to date the E-type. It turned out I was just the sidekick.

That car is so nice, I almost forgot I had a job.

My E-type is my main squeeze. My wallet is my ex.