e-turding

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When mad people throw huge piles of poop in the middle of the internet.

My mom just called my ex a fat flamingo with no brain.

My cousin said my uncle smells like a wet sock and a dead fish.

My teacher wrote 'this essay is the worst I’ve ever seen' on my paper.

When people get so angry they blast their rage all over the internet like a toilet.

My friend sent me a message that said 'you are the worst person ever and I hate your guts.'

My brother posted a picture of my dog wearing a hat and said 'this is the worst thing ever.'

My neighbor yelled at me through the wall because I left my bike in the hallway.

When people get so mad they drop their worst insults like a big pile of trash.

My sister said I’m the worst kid ever and I have no life.

My friend told me my haircut looks like a cat got stuck in a blender.

My teacher gave me a zero on my math test and said I don’t even try.

When people get so angry they throw their worst words at each other like a giant poop fight.

My mom said I’m the laziest kid in the world and I should be locked in a closet.

My brother told me my video game skills are worse than a baby’s first steps.

My teacher wrote 'you should be ashamed of yourself' on my math quiz.

When angry people throw the nastiest words at each other like they’re in a trash can.

My dad said I’m the worst kid ever and I should be sent to a desert island.

My friend told me my laugh sounds like a goat being hit by a truck.

My teacher said my essay was the worst she’s ever read and I should be banned from school.

When people get so mad they dump the worst things they can think of on the internet like a giant pile of poop.

My brother said I’m the worst kid ever and I should be exiled from the internet.

My friend told me my dog is the worst pet ever and it should be eaten by a bear.

My teacher said my report was the worst one she’s ever seen and I should be banned from writing.