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She’s like a sugar-coated pill, sweet on the outside, but if you scratch her, she’ll scream and throw a tantrum. She’s the type to cry over a spilled soda and then yell at you for not catching it.
She texted me, 'You didn’t even look at me! I cried for 10 minutes!'
She yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup. Then she cried.
She hugged me and said, 'I love you,' then tripped over a chair and cried again.
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She’s so nice, she’ll probably let you live in her house for free. But if you say one bad word about her, she’ll cry so hard, you’ll think she’s been hit by a truck.
She let me borrow her phone, then cried when I broke it.
She forgave me for stealing her cookies, then cried when I ate them all.
She let me sleep on her couch, then cried when I snored.
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She’s the kind of person who’ll give you a sandwich, but if you don’t thank her, she’ll probably cry and tell your mom.
She gave me a sandwich and said, 'You better thank me or I’ll tell your mom.'
She cried because I didn’t say 'thank you' after she helped me with my homework.
She sent me a sandwich in the mail and then cried because I didn’t reply.
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