e-troduction

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An e-troduction is when you introduce yourself through email, but you sound like you're writing a letter to your grandma and your enemy.

Hey, I'm Mike. I'm 32. I like pizza. I hate Mondays. Also, I'm not a robot. Probably.

Hi, I'm Lisa. I'm from Texas. I have two dogs. One is named Bob. The other is named Bob Jr.

This is John. I work at a gas station. I have a PhD in nap time. My favorite color is beige.

An e-troduction is like trying to impress someone with a resume, but you're just sending them a text you wrote in the middle of a pizza delivery.

Hi, I'm Kevin. I'm 27. I have a cat. I also have a brother who thinks he's a wizard.

Hello, I'm Sarah. I'm a barista. I know everything about coffee. Also, I have a twin sister who is louder than me.

Hey, I'm Alex. I'm a hacker. I also like to dance. My main goal in life is to eat more tacos.

An e-troduction is when you try to be cool, but your email looks like it was written by a confused toddler with a keyboard.

Hi, I'm Tim. I'm 15. I play video games. I also have a pet goldfish named Gary.

Hey, I'm Emma. I'm a college student. I like coffee. Also, I have a crush on my professor.

Hello, I'm Mike. I'm 32. I work at a gas station. I also have a dog who thinks he's a cop.