e-tourettes

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When you type like a madman on the internet and it looks like you have Tourette's but you just had too much coffee and a bad day.
"I HATE MY MOTHER AND I WILL EAT HER", posted at 3 a. m. on MySpace
A tweet that said, "I CAN'T STOP TYPING THIS SHIT", 20 minutes later, he posted the same thing again.
A DM from someone who said, "I HAVE TROUBLE CONTROLLING MY FINGERS AND MY MOUTH", he was just eating a taco.
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When you can't stop typing stupid stuff online because your brain is broken and your soul is screaming.
A message that read, "I'M A FREAK AND I KNOW IT", he was just trying to get attention.
A text that said, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT", he sent it to 12 people at once.
A comment on a forum that said, "I'M THE WORST", he wrote it in all caps and then cried.
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When your fingers won't stop typing nonsense online and your brain is just along for the ride.
A post that said, "I CAN'T STOP TYPING THIS CRAP", he had to delete it 10 times.
A tweet that read, "I'M A LIVING TYPING MACHINE", he posted it 7 times in a row.
A DM that said, "I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY FINGERS", he was just typing with both hands and his feet.
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