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A guy who thinks he's a beast online but is a wimp in real life. He yells at people in chat rooms and claims he can beat anyone, even though he's probably still wearing pajamas.
@cyberbeast: I'll kick your ass in real life if you don't respect me online!
DM: You're just a nerd who can't handle a real fight.
In chat: I have a friend in the FBI who will come get you if you don't give me respect.
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A guy who spends all his time in online games making his avatar look like a superhero, but in real life he's just a guy who can't even lift a bag of groceries.
@avatarhero: My avatar has 10,000 strength and a sword that can cut through mountains!
In game: I have a magical sword that can kill 100 enemies at once.
DM: If you don't respect me, my CIA friend will come to your house and beat you up.
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A guy who lies about being tough online, even though he can't even stand up to his mom. He brags about his power and his connections, but it's all fake.
@onlineking: I can beat anyone in real life. I have a super program that can track you down!
In chat: My friend in the FBI will take you down if you don't respect me.
DM: I’m not a wimp. I have a super weapon that can kill 100 people at once.
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A guy who thinks he’s a tough guy online, but in real life he's just a guy who gets kicked out of chat rooms every time he says something dumb.
@chatroomking: I’m so tough I can beat anyone, even the FBI!
In chat: I’ll come to your house and beat you up if you don’t respect me.
DM: I have a magical sword and a friend in the FBI who will get you.
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A guy who thinks he’s the toughest online because he has a cool avatar and a fancy weapon, but in real life he’s just a guy who can't even stand up to his little brother.
@superhero: I have a sword that can kill 100 people. I'm the strongest online!
In game: I can beat anyone. I have a friend in the CIA who will come to your house and beat you up.
DM: I have 10,000 strength and I can beat anyone in real life.
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A guy who acts like a tough guy online, but in real life he’s just a guy who gets tossed out of chat rooms because he talks too much and says stupid stuff.
@chatroomhero: I’m so tough I can beat the FBI and I have a super sword!
In chat: I have a friend in the FBI who can track you down and beat you up.
DM: I’m not a wimp. I can beat anyone in real life.
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