E-Tolol

Hey bro, I saw your tweet. You think you're funny? You're just loud and wrong.

That guy in the comments said 'I'm not wrong.' Bro, you're not even right.

I tried to explain it to him. He just said 'I know what I'm doing.' What does that even mean?

He called me a ‘bore’ for not liking memes. I told him to go back to his mom’s basement.

She said I was ‘rude’ for not replying to her tweet. I said ‘thanks, I’m busy being smart.’

He yelled at me for 20 minutes. I left him a comment saying ‘you’re welcome’ and logged out.

He claimed he could beat anyone at chess. I asked him to play. He lost in 3 moves.

She said she was the best at math. I showed her a simple equation. She cried.

He said he could beat anyone at video games. I challenged him. He quit after 2 minutes.

He posted a picture of his cat and said ‘this is the most important thing ever.’

She said ‘I just discovered the meaning of life.’ It was a sandwich.

He wrote a whole essay about why pizza is the worst food. No one believed him.

He posted a tweet saying ‘I rule the Internet.’ I replied ‘then why are you crying?’

She said she was the queen of the Internet. I told her to leave the throne to someone else.

He yelled at me for not liking his video. I said ‘you’re not even good.’

He screamed at his phone like it was his ex. It didn’t help.

She shouted at the computer for 10 minutes. The neighbors called the cops.

He yelled at the screen like it was his enemy. It was just a comment.