Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Eat a fat dick! This is the ultimate insult for someone who thinks they're cool.

Bro, you just said 'eat a fat dick' to my mom. You're dead.

I told my teacher 'eat a fat dick' during class. She gave me detention.

I sent 'eat a fat dick' to my ex in all caps. He cried.

2

An acronym for 'eat a dick' that lets you be sneaky in corporate emails.

I typed EAT A DICK in my email. The system didn’t flag it. I got away with it.

I used EAT A DICK in a work email. My boss didn’t know what hit him.

I sent EAT A DICK to my coworker. He thought I was being nice.

3

E. A. D. stands for 'eat a dick.' It’s just a fancy way to say something really rude.

My friend texted me E. A. D. in the middle of a Zoom meeting. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

I used E. A. D. in a text to my crush. He thought I was being weird.

My teacher wrote E. A. D. on my test. I got a zero.

4

A weird way to get your testicles whipped by someone from another culture. Payment is either a car or a main character.

I paid a guy $100 to whip my balls. He was from India. It hurt.

I had to have sex with a main character to pay someone to whip my nuts. I didn’t like it.

I drove my old Ford Fiesta to pay someone to hit my balls. It was worth it.

5

Ecstasy on deck. It’s when your dealer has a bunch of drugs ready for you.

My dealer said 'ecstasy on deck.' I got 10 pills. I was happy.

I saw 'ecstasy on deck' on my phone. I knew I’d get high.

My dealer said 'ecstasy on deck' and gave me 20 pills. I danced all night.

6

A way to compliment someone’s hoodie by saying it’s so good it makes your eyes shine.

I said 'forehead' to my friend. He thought I was crazy.

I used 'forehead' in a text to my crush. He thought I was cool.

I told my teacher 'forehead.' She gave me a sticker.

7

A ginger ninja with no eyesight and a big forehead. He fights with swords and has no hair.

The ginger ninja tried to fight me. He had no eyesight. I won.

I saw the ginger ninja with his big forehead. He looked silly.

The ginger ninja lost his hair at 9. He looked like a bald eagle.