e-tired

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Too lazy to work but still smart enough to make money off the internet. Basically a couch potato with a side hustle.

I’m e-tired, bro. My job is a meme now.

I sold my soul to the internet and got a free coffee.

I’m not dead, I’m just e-tired.

You’re so done with regular jobs that you now make cash just by sitting there and staring at your screen like a mad person.

I got e-tired because my boss kept yelling at me like I was a kid.

I’m e-tired and I just sold a NFT to my cat.

I quit my job because I’m e-tired and my Wi-Fi is better than my boss.

You’re so old and tired that you live off the internet instead of going to work. You’re basically a zombie with a Zoom call.

I’m e-tired and I just sold my house to buy crypto.

I’m e-tired and I can’t even stand up for my lunch break.

I’m e-tired and I just got paid by a robot.

You’re too broke and too lazy to have a normal job. You just sit there and make money online like it’s your full-time job and your only friend.

I’m e-tired and I just got paid by a stranger on TikTok.

I’m e-tired and I’m still in my pajamas at 10 a. m.

I’m e-tired and I just sold my soul for a few bucks.

You’re so tired of working that you now make money online like it’s a game and you’re just playing for cash.

I’m e-tired and I just got paid to play video games.

I’m e-tired and I just sold my dog for cryptocurrency.

I’m e-tired and I just got a check from a guy I don’t even know.

You’re too old, too lazy, and too broke to work anywhere else, so you just sit there and make money online like it’s your only hope.

I’m e-tired and I just got paid by my grandma’s will.

I’m e-tired and I just sold my car for a few bucks.

I’m e-tired and I just got a message from a kid I don’t even know.