E-Time

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It's the only time that matters, the time you're not stuck at work, and the only time you're not being yelled at by your boss.

E-Time is when I tell my boss I'm going to the restroom, and I don't come back for three hours.

E-Time is when I'm on my phone at lunch, but I still think I'm working.

E-Time is when I text my coworker, 'I'm just around the corner,' and then I disappear for the rest of the day.

It's like time warp for internet fiends, where two minutes online feels like two hours, but you swear it was only two minutes.

I was on Instagram for five minutes, and now I'm late for my meeting.

I told my mom I'd be home in ten minutes, but I was still online at midnight.

I said I'd be done with my game in ten minutes, and now I'm still playing.

It's the best part of your day, the chance to bolt from work like a thief in the night, even if it means getting yelled at later.

I left work early and got yelled at by my boss for the rest of the day.

I left work before my shift was over, and now I'm stuck with my boss for the rest of the day.

I left work early, and now I'm getting a lecture from my boss for the rest of the day.

It's when you promise someone you'll be there in two minutes, but then you're still there an hour later.

I told my wife I'd be home in ten minutes, but I was still at work at midnight.

I told my friend I'd be there in two minutes, and I still wasn't there by the time he left.

I told my coworker I'd be right there, and I was still at the coffee shop an hour later.