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A person having online sex with two other people while wearing pajamas and eating pizza.
He was eating pizza and watching Netflix when he got a call from his ex and her new boyfriend.
She texted him, 'I'm here with two guys and no pants.'
He logged on and saw two people on his screen and said, 'Is this a party or a punishment?'
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When a person is getting laid by two others through a screen, like a video call.
He started a Zoom call with his girlfriend and her new boyfriend and said, 'This is the best date ever.'
She said, 'I'm not alone in this room, and I'm not alone on this call.'
He told his mom, 'I'm having sex with two people through my phone, and I don't care.'
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A person getting double trouble from two others while sitting on their couch.
He was on the couch, eating chips, and got a call from his ex and her new crush.
She said, 'I'm not alone, and I'm not being nice.'
He told his friend, 'I'm getting laid by two people, and I'm not even wearing pants.'
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When someone is getting lucky with two other people, and it's all happening online.
He said, 'I'm having sex with two people, and it's all through my phone.'
She texted, 'I'm not alone, and I'm not being quiet.'
He told his brother, 'I'm getting laid by two people, and I don't even care.'
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A person getting double action from two others through the internet, like a video call.
He started a video call and said, 'I'm getting laid by two people, and I'm not even dressed.'
She said, 'I'm with two people, and I'm not even wearing clothes.'
He told his friend, 'I'm having sex with two people on my phone, and it's the best day ever.'
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When a person is getting laid by two others while sitting on their couch and eating snacks.
He was eating popcorn and said, 'I'm having sex with two people, and I'm not even dressed.'
She texted, 'I'm on the couch, with two people, and I'm not even being nice.'
He told his mom, 'I'm getting laid by two people, and I'm not even wearing pants.'
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