E-Therapy

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when you're too sick to move but still want to spend money like you're rich, so you log on and waste your cash online like a goddamn idiot.

DM from my sick ass self: 'I can't even walk, but I'm buying 10 pairs of socks. Just don't judge me.'

Tweet: 'I'm dying but my cart is full. This is e-therapy.'

Text to my mom: 'I'm not coming to dinner. I'm buying a subscription to a sock company. It's e-therapy.'

when you're broke and can't afford a real therapist, so you just scroll through the internet and pretend that helps.

Text to my friend: 'I can't afford therapy, so I'm just watching cat videos. It's e-therapy.'

Tweet: 'My therapist cost $100, but I paid $1 for this meme. I'm saving money.'

DM to my brother: 'I'm not going to therapy. I'm just going to argue with my ex on Facebook. It's e-therapy.'